My Thesis on Your Thesis
October 31, 2009 – 2:27 pmSo as some, or many of you, know I’ve been obsessing over the teen pop-star Miley Cyrus and her alter-ego and profit generating pseudonym Hannah Montana. It started one night whilst a bunch of guys and myself were channel surfing and her show popped onto the screen and we decided to watch. We had a laugh, and it was a good time. But that was only the start.
I began to watch her show all the time. I watched her movie, listen to her music, download the seasons of her television show. I recollected my thoughts and decided why I’m obsessing over the entire concept of her character. And no, it has nothing to do with how she looks, although it’s easy on the eyes.
The show is deviously brilliant. Her father was obviously the one with the initial idea of Hannah Montana, and he knew all the right people to get the right show going on. If you watch the show, pay attention to all the morals and themes going on, he did a brilliant job at making sure that the events in the show can transcend into his daughter’s own life. One of the big themes in the show is how difficult it is to live the super star life and have a “normal” teenage life. You see this continuously throughout the show and the movie.
Little did Miley know, or so I’m assuming, these lessons taught by the episodes would impact her directly. From the start she was destined for fame, because in her show she was famous. Her father cleverly set up the show to directly relate to her upcoming life. Brilliant, if I do say so myself.
So due to the nature of the show, the dedication of her father, and the millions of fans Disney generates with every show it creates, Miley should be one of the smartest 17 year old girls, ever. Her dad, agent, who ever else is involved with the show have set her up for life. She instantly becomes a musician because that’s what she plays on the show. She instantly has millions of adoring fans because that’s what she has in the show.
Miley Cyrus: 1, the rest of us lazy fucks: 0. I knew there was a reason why I was watching that fucking show, and it’s because of how fucking brilliant it is.